Teachings from Granpappy

Centipedes have 1000 legs, but they don’t use all of them

Nothing good happens after 2 A.M

Rain gear is for Granpappies and Tieflings, Men don’t need it

Left is Lucky

Don’t hug scaly things

It’s always worse going uphill twice

Normal people are never exciting

If you trust a bandit you get back-stabbed

Teachings from Granpappy

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